英语笑话大全

DAY 752My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. Th...

There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.There was a bear on the ...

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get a cup of c...

Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team.Q: How do you k...

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant.The English book - E...

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongs...

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, &...

A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals." The boy went outside and said to the chi...

A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forget...

There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said "I've had enough of this flying south every winter,...