英语笑话大全

A mother mouse was out for a stroll（漫步，闲逛） with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched（蹲伏，蜷缩） behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watc...

"We have a skunk（臭鼬） in the basement," shrieked（尖叫） the caller to the police dispatcher（警察调度员） . "How can we get it out?""Tak...

One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the...

I Cant Let Him Get AwayA male crab（螃蟹） met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow...

A preacher is buying a parrotAre you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper ...

Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to relieve himself late one night. He watched some TV, and then remembered to let the dog back in....

A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire t...

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,...

This rich man died and left in his will that when his dog died he was to have a funeral and who ever did the funeral would get a million dollars. Wh...

Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going. "Really bad," said the second bee, "the weather has been reall...