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The story of the bats
2023-12-05Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood.""W...
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Worries about mad cow disease
2023-12-05There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. ...
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Steven Wright on dogs
2023-12-05The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.I had a dog...
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Three very tough mice
2023-12-05Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful...
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A good chess player
2023-12-05A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardl...
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Rules for Cats Who Have to Run a House
2023-12-05Compiled by Harold Reynolds and updated on December 6, 1994 1. IntroductionThe following is a manual of guidelines for the busy cat(s) who will have a...
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A very insulting parrot
2023-12-05This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties,...
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A snail buys a fast new car
2023-12-05There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After...
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A guide to walking tigers
2023-12-05Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going by. You find this out by taking one for a walk. To ...
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These chickens want books
2023-12-05A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire ...