Silly collection 03
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What do Scotsmen eat? Tart'n'pie! What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon? The full moon because it's lighter! What town in England makes terrible sandwiches? Oldham! What would you call theft in Peking? A Chinese takeaway! What animals are on legal documents? Seals! What did you get for christmas? A mouthorgan, its the best present I've ever had. Why? My mum gives me extra pocket money every week not to play it! Where do tadpoles change? In a croakroom! |
