Silly collection 15
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A noise woke me up this morning. What was that? The crack of dawn! It's gone forever - forever I tell you! What has? Yesterday! Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time? A jelly copter! Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella? He wanted to put something away for a rainy day! What's the name for a short legged tramp? A low down bum! Why did the man take a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains! What's the difference between an American student and an English student? About 3000 miles! |
