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A Halloween joke Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing? Because they're crab apples! A vampire joke What do you call a dog owned by Dracula? A blood hound! A ghost joke What keeps ghouls happy? The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining! A demon joke What do you call a demon who slurps his food? A goblin! A ghost joke What do you have to take to become a coroner? A stiff exam! A cannibal joke What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs! A cannibal joke What did the cannibal say when he was full? ''I couldn't eat another mortal!'' |
