Scary collection 20
A vampire joke What does a vampire say to the mirror? Terror, terror on the wall...! A skeleton joke How do skeletons call their friends? On the telebone! A skeleton joke Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin! A werewolf joke Mummy, mummy what's a werewolf? Be quiet and brush your face! A werewolf joke What parting gift did the werewolf parents give to their son when he left home? A comb! A witch joke What is evil, ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch on a high speed train! A skeleton joke What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument? A trom-bone! |