Cat jokes 08
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Q: What is the most breathless thing on television? A: The Pink Panter Show! Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A: A terrified postman! Q: When is a lion not a lion? A: When he turns into his cage! Q: What do cat actors say on stage? A: Tabby or not tabby! Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? A: I'm paw! Q: What do you call a lioin who has eaten your mother's sister? A: An aunt-eater! Q: What do tigers wear in bed? A: Stripey pyjamas! Q: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge? A: Because it turns "ice" into "mice"! |
