Dog jokes 04
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Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah? A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them! Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs? A: You can step in a poodle! Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear? A: A petticoat! Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion? A: A terrified postman! Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic? A: His bark was much worse than it's bite! Q: What is a dogs favorite flower? A: Anything in your garden! Q: What dog wears contact lenses? A: A cock-eyed spaniel! Q: What's a dog favorite hobby? A: Collecting fleas! Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal? A: That hit the spots! Q: What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena? A: I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs! |
