Dog jokes 08
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Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table? A: He gets splinters in his mouth! Q: What kind of dog chases anything red? A: A bull dog! Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals? A: A guard dog! Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater? A: A plain clothes police dog! Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk? A: Rid of the dog! Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller? A: A computer with a lot of bites! Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A: A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead! Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep? A: A sheep that can round itself up! |
