Elephant jokes 01
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What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? Time to fix the fence! What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet? An elephant with an umbrella! What' s grey with red spots? An elephant with the measles! Why does an elephant wear sneakers? So that he can sneak up on mice! What's big and grey and wears a mask? The elephantom of the opera! What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour? A jet propelled elephant! Why did the elephant cross the road? Because the chicken was having a day off! What do you call an elephant at the North Pole? Lost! Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up! |
