Grasshopper jokes
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What is a grasshopper? An insect on a pogo stick! What do you call a grasshopper with no legs? A grasshover! Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket? Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper! What is green and can jump a mile in a minute? A grasshopper with hiccups! What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together? Chimney Cricket! |
