Mosquito jokes
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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito? You slap him and he slaps you back! What is the most religious insect? A mosque-ito! What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code? A morese-quito! What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito! What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect? The Masked-quito! What has antlers and sucks blood? A moose-quito! What is a mosquito's favorite sport? Skin-diving! What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito? A mosquito drops off you when you die! Why are mosquitos religious? They prey on you! Why did the mosquito go to the dentist? To improve his bite! |
