Reptile jokes 03
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What do toads drink? Croaka-cola! When is a car like a frog? When it's becing toad! Why do frogs have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires! What happened when a frog joined the cricket team? He bowled long hops! What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry? A hoppercraft! What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Finding half an apple! What do frogs drink? Hot croako! What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad? Star Warts! What kind of shoes to frogs like? Open toad sandals! |
