Reptile jokes 06
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog horn! Where do you get frogs eggs? At the spawn shop! What's a toads favorite sweet? Lollihops! What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent! How did the toad die? He simply croaked! Where do frogs leave their hats and coats? In the croakroom! What do you say to a hitchhiking frog? Hop in! What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles! |