Spider jokes 02
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What is a spiders favorite TV show? The newly web game! What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late? Your spinning me a yarn here! What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it! Why are spiders like tops? They are always spinning! What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre? A spinning wheel! What has 8 legs and likes living in trees? Four anti road protesters? What did the spider say when he broke his new web? Darn it! What do you call a big irish spider? Paddy long legs! What is red and dangerous? Strawberry and tarantula jelly! |
