Religious One-Liners
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Bumper Sticker: If all else fails read the instructions (The Bible) Bumper Sticker: Prepare for your FINALS Read the Bible Clara: My pastor is so good he can talk on any subject for an hour. Sarah: That's nothing! My pastor can talk for an hour without a subject! At an atheist funeral: Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go. |
