Legal quotes & quips
When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty; When there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace; When there are too many lawyers, there can be no justice.? -- Lin Yutang ?Litigation is a machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.? -- Ambrose Bierce "A country man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.? -- Benjamin Franklin ?Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.? -- Oscar Wilde ?In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.? -- Lenny Bruce ?I was never ruined but twice -- once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I gained one.? -- Voltaire |