Marital Sex
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After you are married there are several stages of sex. Smurf sex- You fuck until you are blue in the face. Kitchen sex- You fuck anywhere in the house, even in the kitchen. Bedroom sex- It is now a routine and you only do it in the bedroom. Hallway sex- You pass in the hallway and she says "Fuck you". Courtroom sex- She fucks you in the courtroom in front of everyone. |
