Joke: I'll Kill Myself!
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There were 3 construction workers working on a bridge. During lunch break the following happens: The 1st guy says "Spaghetti!!! If I have Spaghetti one more time I'll jump off the bridge and kill myself." The 2nd guy says "Salami!!! If I have Salami one more time I'll jump off the bridge and kill myself too." The 3rd guy says "Turkey!!! If I have Turkey one more time I'll jump off the bridge and kill myself as well." The next day... The 1st guy opens his lunch box. "Oh nooooo! Spaghetti!!!!". So he jumps off the bridge and kills himself. The 2nd guy opens his lunch box "Oh shit! Salami!!!!" and he too jumps off the bridge and kills himself. The 3rd guy opens his lunch box "Aaaaaaaaarghhh Turkey!!!! and he also jumps off the bridge and kills himself. Later the 1st guy's wife mourns, "If I would have known that he didn't like Spaghetti, I wouldn't have cooked it for him." The 2nd guys Wife says crying, "If I would have known that he hated Salami, I wouldn't have given it to him." The 3rd guys wife says eyes full tears, "I just don't get it, I just don't get it, he always packed his own lunch...." |
