Joke: Elf Pick Up Lines
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1. "I'm down here" 2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a sissy. 3. I was once a lawn ornament for 'NSynch. Want to meet them? 4. I can get you off Santa's naughty list. 5. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys. 6. I'm a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear? 7. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler. 8. Get an eyedropper of cool-aid in me and I turn into a wild man. 9. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig. 10. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners! |
