Joke: Tshirt Slogans for Women
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# I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. # Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it. # Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later. # Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? # I'm a multi-tasker : I can talk and @iss you off at the same time. # Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. # You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. # Don't @iss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. # Guys have feelings too. But, like . . . who cares? # I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. # Next mood swing : 6 minutes and counting. # I hate everybody, and you're next. # Please don't make me kill you. # And your point is . . . # I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. # All stressed out and no one to choke. # I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. # How can I miss you if you won't go away? # They aren't hot flashes, they're power surges! # Of course I don't look busy . . . I did it right the first time. |
