Joke: The 3 States Of Relationship
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Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. Love- When intercourse is called making love. Lust- When intercourse in called screwing. Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania. Love- When you argue over how many kids to have. Lust- When you argue over who gets the wet spot. Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids. Love- When you share everything you own. Lust- When you steal everything they own. Marriage- When the bank owns everything. Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax. Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax. Love- When your heart flutters every time you see them. Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see them. Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them. Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it. Marriage- When you listen to talk radio. Love- When breaking up is something you try not to think about. Lust- When staying together is something you try not to think about. Marriage- When just getting through the day is your only thought. Love- When you're only interested in doing things with your partner. Lust- When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner. Marriage- When you're only interested in your golf score. Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk. Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex. Marriage- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement. Love- You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts. Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and Vaseline. Marriage- You only leave the house when you're allowed |
