Here's A Concise Sex Manual For Computer Experts:
1. Be user friendly.
2. Take bytes. (nibbles..hehe)
3. Fondle joystick.
4. Spread sheet.
5. Fix surge protector.
6. Activate hardware.
7. Insert disc, all the way. (yes! yes!)
8. Do it 'til it megabytes.
9. Back it up.
10. Eject floppy.
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