Joke: Simplified Chinese
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For most of us, Chinese is a very difficult language to learn or understand. Hopefully, these simplifications will help you understand the Chinese language just a bit better! Ai Bang Mai Ne - I bumped into the coffee table Chin Tu Fat - You need a face lift Dum Gai - A stupid person Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive Jan Ne Ka Sun - A former late night talk show host Kum Hia - Approach me Lao Ze Sho - Dawson's Creek Lao Zi - Not very good Lin Ching - An illegal execution Moon Lan Ding - A great achievement of the American space program Ne Ahn - A lighting fixture used in advertising signs Shai Gai - A bashful person Tai Ne Bae Be - A premature infant Tai Ne Po Ne - A small horse Ten Ding Ba - Serving drinks to people Wan Bum Lung - A person with T.B. Yu Mai Te Tan - Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you Wa Shing Kah - Cleaning an automobile Wai So Dim - Are you trying to save electricity? Wai U Shao Ting -- There is no reason to raise your voice |
