Joke: "Yes" = No
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"Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry "We need" = I want "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now. "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later. "Sure, go ahead" = I don't want you to. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset you moron. "We need to talk" = I need to complain. "You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. "You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about? "Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs "This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house "I want new curtains" = and new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper, etc... "I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep "Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like "I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me "Was that the baby?" = Why don't you get out of bed and rock him until he falls asleep Answering the question, "What's wrong?" "...The same old thing" = Nothing "...Everything" = My PMS is acting up "...Nothing, really" = It's just that you're such a jerk |
