Joke: Notes To Women
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- Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. - Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers. - What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. - So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them. - If they put a man on the moon - why can't they put them all there? - Tell him you are not his type - you have a pulse. - Never let your mans mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone. - Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway. - Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. - Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. - Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the Do It Yourself types. - The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it. - Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. - A mans idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.' - Sadly, all men are created equal. - Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. - The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.' - There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving -they'd be wrong but you can still use them. |
