Valentine's Love
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; Some men git roses on that special day Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. But for this man, honey, these won't do. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, Luv, from yor romeo. |