Congratulations 恭喜

"I'd like you to come right over," a man phoned an undertaker（承办人）, " and supervise the burial of my poor, departed wife."

"Your wife!" gasped the undertaker, "Didn't I bury her two years ago?"

"You don't understand," said the man, "You see I married again."

"Oh," said the undertaker, "Congratulations!"

一位男子给殡仪馆老板打电话：“我希望你能来我这里主持我可怜的妻子的葬礼。”

老板吃力地说：“你的妻子！我在两年前没有埋葬她吗？”

男子说：“你不知道，我又结婚了”

“噢”， 老板说，“恭喜恭喜！”