一些精彩的中英文神回复

1  中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮？

Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?

微信朋友圈

Wechat Moments

2  请给出一句很有内涵的诗句

Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.

一懒众衫小。

Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.

3  如何理解“穷不是一种状态”？

What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?

穷是一种常态。

It's the common situation.

4  问世上不会游泳的动物是？

What animals on earth can not swim?

媳妇和妈

Your wife and your mother.

5  如果被车撞飞10米远，爬起来之后说什么最帅？

What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?

下一辆！

Next!

6  妈，我是你的什么？

Mother, what am I to you?

因果报应

My karma.

7  为什么前女友还会一直关注我呢？

What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?

知道你过得不好我也就放心了

Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.

8  为什么打群架的时候普遍会脱掉上衣？

Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?

假如脱掉裤子的话，总觉得有哪里不对，气氛怪怪的。

Because it would be weird to take off your pants.

9  怎么反驳“你行你上啊”的逻辑？

How should I respond to 'You can you up'?

我评论个鸡蛋不好吃，还得自己下个蛋啊？

So I need to lay an egg to criticize an egg's flavor?

10  如何一个月减肥40斤？

By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?

截肢

Amputation.