901 Sorry about the trailer, Jack. 902 Muskrat. 903 It's okay, Bernard. 904 There's no way we're not telling him this weekend. 905 I know. That's what I was saying. 906 So, what do you wanna do? 907 I'm not sure. I never thought this'd be an issue. 908 I thought we'd be married before we got pregnant. 909 Hey. What? 910 Why don't we move the wedding up to next month? 911 What? 912 Then we'll tell your dad 913 you got pregnant on the honeymoon. 914 Oh, my God, yeah, that could work. 915 Yeah. It's perfect, right? Yeah. 916 Okay. Good. Just follow my lead. 917 Okay. Okay. 918 Without further ado, my famous Focker Fondue. 919 Come on, dig in. Come on. Get it while it's hot. 920 That is so impressive, Bernie. Did you do that yourself? 921 Oh, sure. Oh! I love to cook. 922 I can't even fry an egg. 923 True. 924 I burn cornflakes. 925 I'm amazed he finds the time to cook 926 with such a high-powered legal career. 927 High-powered? 928 I wouldn't exactly call-- Uh-oh! 929 You kicked me. Why did you kick me? 930 I kick-- kicked you because you're being modest 931 and you should tell people that you are a good lawyer, which he is, 932 a- a-and he has fought 933 some really big, important legal battles. 934 Truth is, Jack, when Gay was born, I stopped practicing 935 and became a stay-at-home dad. 936 Oh, believe me, 937 he won a trial or two in his day. 938 Oh! Extremely good trial lawyer. 939 A regular Clarence Darrow. 940 So Roz was the primary breadwinner 941 and you didn't have a job? 942 Dad. 943 Honey, come on, you could say he had the hardest job. 944 Oh, he's-- he's just kidding. 945 Of course, I'm... Yes. 946 Why don't we jump into the topic of the hour, hmm, 947 the big Focker-Byrnes wedding. 948 Yes. Good. 949 I know we've been talking about a-- a fall wedding... 950 Is that Isabel? 951 Oh, yeah. Our former housekeeper, Isabel. 952 You know, she has her own catering business now, isn't that great? 953 And-- and I asked her to come and help Bernie in the kitchen this weekend. 954 You didn't tell me she was here. 955 Gay had a monster crush on her when he was a teenager. 956 Really? 957 I didn't have any monster crush. 958 You didn't tell me about that. 959 Yeah. Because it's not true. 960 Oh, not true? Then I didn't catch you doing baziga to her passport photo 961 when you were, what, 13? 962 Honey, stop. 963 I walk in the door... 964 Where is he? 965 Oh, there's my baby! 966 Hey! 967 Good to see you. 968 Mmm. Good to see you. 969 I-- I haven't seen you in years. 970 I know. 971 Mmm. Yes, you... 972 Wow! Yeah. Look at you. You look... 973 I know. 974 Yeah. You look... 975 I had a boob job. Wow. 976 Yeah. Yeah. 977 Hey! This is, uh, Dina and Jack Byrnes. 978 Mucho gusto. 979 Hi, Isabel. 980 Mucho gusto. 981 And this is Pam Byrnes, my fianc?e. 982 Encantada. 983 Nice to meet you, too. 984 Not yet married, and already a little one? 985 And he is a handsome little Focker. 986 See? 987 Oh, no. He's not a Focker. 988 Yeah, no. He's not mine. 989 And still you stayed to raise her child? 990 Good for you. 991 No, he's Pam's nephew. 992 He has no connection to Greg whatsoever. 993 I love you, too. 994 Mama! Mama! Mama! 995 Little Jack, no. 996 Those aren't for you. 997 Mom. 998 I think I'll take him inside. 999 Good idea. 1000 You're a very lucky woman, Pam. |