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201
...I've been working on for
three months solid. That's a record. 202
Of course, l did have my share
of trophies, mostly baton. 203
So it says that one kid's gonna get
this special prize, better than all the rest. 204
l don't care who those other four are.
That kid, it's gonna be me. 205
Tell them why, Violet. 206
Because I'm a winner. 207
What a beastly girl. 208
Despicable. 209
You don't know
what we're talking about. 210
Dragonflies? 211
But wait, this is just in. 212
The fourth golden ticket has been found
by a boy called Mike Teavee. 213
All you had to do was track
the manufacturing dates... 214
...offset by weather
and the derivative of the Nikkei lndex. 215
A retard could figure it out. 216
Most of the time
l don't know what he's talking about. 217
You know, kids these days,
what with all the technology.... 218
Die! Die! Die! 219
Doesn't seem like
they stay kids very long. 220
ln the end,
l only had to buy one candy bar. 221
-And how did it taste?
-l don't know. 222
l hate chocolate. 223
Well, it's a good thing you're going to
a chocolate factory, you ungrateful little-- 224
That question is,
who will be the winner of the last gold--? 225
-Dad?
-Yes, Charlie? 226
Why aren't you at work? 227
Oh, well, the toothpaste factory
thought they'd give me a bit of time off. 228
Like summer vacation? 229
Sure. Something like that. 230
In fact, it wasn't like a vacation at all. 231
The upswing in candy sales
had led to a rise in cavities... 232
...which led to a rise in toothpaste sales. 233
With the extra money,
the factory had decided to modernize... 234
...eliminating Mr. Bucket's job. 235
We were barely making
ends meet as it was. 236
You'll find another job. 237
Until then, I'll just-- Well, I'll just
thin down the soup a little more. 238
Don't worry, Mr. Bucket,
our luck will change. 239
l know it. 240
Charlie. 241
My secret hoard. 242
You and l are going to have
one more fling... 243
...at finding that last ticket. 244
You sure you want to spend
your money on that? 245
Of course I'm sure. Here. 246
Run down to the nearest store... 247
...and buy the first
Wonka candy bar you see. 248
Bring it straight back,
and we'll open it together. 249
Such a good boy, really. 250
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