151 Can you remember the first candy you ever ate? 152 No. 153 In fact, Willy Wonka did remember the first candy he ever ate. 154 I'm sorry, l was having a flashback. 155 l see. 156 These flashbacks happen often? 157 lncreasingly... 158 ...today. 159 This is a room l know all about. 160 For you see, Mr. Wonka, l, myself, am in the nut business. 161 Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting? 162 No. 163 You're really weird. 164 -Squirrels. -Yeah. Squirrels. 165 These squirrels are specially trained to get the nuts out of shells. 166 Why use squirrels? Why not use Oompa-Loompas? 167 Because only squirrels can get the whole walnut out almost every single time. 168 See how they tap them with their knuckles to make sure it's not bad? 169 Oh, look. Look. 170 l think that one's got a bad nut. 171 Daddy, l want a squirrel. 172 Get me one of those squirrels. l want one. 173 Veruca, dear, you have many marvelous pets. 174 All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits... 175 ...and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle... 176 ...and a silly old hamster. l want a squirrel! 177 All right, pet. 178 Daddy will get you a squirrel as soon as he possibly can. 179 But l don't want any old squirrel, l want a trained squirrel. 180 Very well. 181 Mr. Wonka, how much do you want for one of these squirrels? 182 Name your price. 183 Oh, they're not for sale. She can't have one. 184 Daddy. 185 I'm sorry, darling. 186 Mr. Wonka's being unreasonable. 187 lf you won't get me a squirrel, I'll get one myself. 188 Veruca. 189 Little girl? 190 Veruca, come back here at once. 191 Veruca. 192 Little girl? 193 Don't touch that squirrel's nuts. 194 lt'll make him crazy. 195 I'll have you. 196 Veruca. 197 Veruca. 198 No! 199 Veruca! 200 Let's find the key. |