201 Nope. Not that one. 202 -Daddy! -Veruca! 203 No. lt's not that one. 204 There it is. 205 There it isn't. 206 Daddy, l want them to stop. 207 What are they doing? 208 They're testing to see if she's a bad nut. 209 Oh, my goodness. She is a bad nut after all. 210 Veruca! 211 Daddy! 212 Where are they taking her? 213 Where all the other bad nuts go. To the garbage chute. 214 Where does the chute go? 215 To the incinerator. 216 But don't worry. We only light it on Tuesdays. 217 Today is Tuesday. 218 Well, there's always the chance they decided not to light it today. 219 Now, she may be stuck in the chute just below the top. 220 lf that's the case, all you have to do is just reach in and pull her out. 221 Okay? 222 Veruca Salt, the little brute 223 Has just gone down the garbage chute 224 And she will meet, as she descends 225 A rather different set of friends 226 A rather different set of friends 227 A rather different set of friends 228 A fish head, for example, cut 229 This morning from a halibut 230 An oyster from an oyster stew 231 A steak that no one else would chew 232 And lots of other things as well 233 Each with its rather horrid smell 234 Horrid smell 235 These are Veruca's newfound friends 236 That she will meet as she descends 237 These are Veruca's newfound friends 238 Who went and spoiled her, who indeed? 239 Who pandered to her every need? 240 Who turned her into such a brat? 241 Who are the culprits? 242 Who did that? 243 The guilty ones, now this is sad 244 Are dear old Mum and loving Dad 245 Oh, really? Oh, good. 246 I've just been informed that the incinerator's broken. 247 So there should be about three weeks of rotten garbage to break their fall. 248 Well, that's good news. 249 Yeah. 250 Well, let's keep on trucking. |