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351
Let's go check the television,
see what we get. 352
l sure hope no part of him
gets left behind. 353
What do you mean? 354
Well, sometimes only half
of the little pieces find their way through. 355
lf you had to choose only one half
of your son, which one would it be? 356
What kind of a question is that? 357
No need to snap. Just a question. 358
Try every channel.
I'm starting to feel a little anxious. 359
-There he is.
-Mike. 360
The most important thing 361
That we've ever learned 362
The most important thing we've learned
As far as children are concerned 363
Is never, never let them near
The television set 364
Or better still just don't install
The idiotic thing at all 365
Never, never let them
Never, never let them 366
Never, never let them 367
Never, never let them 368
It rots the senses in the head 369
It keeps imagination dead 370
It clogs and clutters up the mind 371
It makes a child so dull and blind 372
So dull, so dull 373
He can no longer understand
A fairy tale, a fairyland 374
A fairyland, a fairyland 375
His brain becomes as soft as cheese 376
His thinking powers rust and freeze 377
He cannot think, he only sees 378
Regarding little Mike Teavee 379
We very much regret that we 380
Regret that we 381
Shall simply have to wait and see 382
Wait and see, wait and see 383
Wait and see, wait and see, wait and see 384
We very much regret that we 385
Shall simply have to wait and see 386
If we can get him back his height 387
But if we can't 388
It serves him right 389
Somebody grab him. 390
Help me. 391
Help me. 392
Oh, thank heavens.
He's completely unharmed. 393
Unharmed? What are you talking about? 394
Just put me back in the other way. 395
There is no other way. 396
lt's television, not telephone.
There's quite a difference. 397
And what exactly do you propose
to do about it? 398
l don't know. 399
But young men are extremely springy.
They stretch like mad. 400
-Let's go put him in the taffy puller.
-Taffy puller? | 
