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651
- Did you mean that thing] you said?
- What thing]? 652
- You know what thing].
- No, I don't know what thing]. 653
The thing] thing]. 654
Now, let's see, there are any number
of thing]s, um... 655
in an afternoon full
of all sorts of thing]s, 656
so l, um,... 657
The thing] where you said
you're not, um,... 658
That you're not,
not even thinking] about, um... 659
What's the matter? 660
Let's g]et a drink. 661
I'm g]oing] to g]o to the loo,
then I'm g]oing] to come back. 662
And then we're g]oing] to be civilised. 663
[telephone] 664
Ifyou have a message for Mark Darcy,
speak after the tone. 665
[beep] 666
Mark, it's Rebecca. Are you there? 667
Obviously not.
Probably still out with Bridget. 668
Um... Anyway, I hope lunch
with the parents went well. 669
I'm sure you were dutiful
and very polite, as usual. 670
Er... Whatever. Anyway, look, maybe
give me a ring when you get back. 671
I thought I might pop round
for a nightcap. 672
But I suppose that's a silly idea.
Bridget's probably there. 673
- Sleep tight.
- [beep] 674
Oh, Christ, what now? 675
Are you or are you not having] an affair
with Rebecca Gillies? 676
I won't dig]nify that question
with an answer. 677
Rig]ht. 678
All I did was g]o to the loo. 679
Bridg]et! 680
Bridg]et. 681
That's not your coat. 682
Oh, rig]ht. 683
Oh, Bridg]et, what are you doing]? 684
I read you should never date someone if
you can think of three reasons not to. 685
- Can you think of three?
- Yes. 686
- Which are?
- Well, first off, I embarrass you. 687
I can't ski, I can't ride,
I can't speak Latin. 688
My leg]s only come up to here and yes,
I will always be a little bit fat. 689
And you, you fold your underpants
before you g]o to bed. 690
- Now, hang] on, that can't be a reason.
- No, it's not a reason. 691
But you're not perfect either. 692
You look down your nose
at absolutely everyone, 693
and you're incapable of doing] anything]
spontaneous or potentially affectionate. 694
It feels like you're waiting]
to find someone in the VlP room 695
who's, who's so fantastic... 696
just the way she is, 697
that you don't need to fix her. 698
Bridg]et, this is mad. 699
Perhaps you've already found her. 700
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