|
1051
and it's an excellent lesson
to have nailed. 1052
- Fuck!
- What? 1053
No fucking] room in the fucking] suitcase. 1054
There's room in mine. Give me something]. 1055
Great. 1056
- What the hell is this?
- It is a fertility-snake bowl. 1057
- Ooh.
- Jed g]ave it to me. 1058
- Think think
- Let your mind go... 1059
How romantic. 1060
Freedom... 1061
The way I look at it, in everyone's
life, there's a certain amount of shit. 1062
- That's true.
- In the last year, 1063
thing]s have turned out pretty shitty. 1064
So log]ically, mathematically, even, 1065
it's g]ot to be time
for something] not shit. 1066
- [Shazzer] Like what?
- Maybe Mark will have chucked Rebecca. 1067
And he'll run to my door, 1068
fall to his knees,
possibly wearing] a wet white shirt, 1069
and beg] me to come back. 1070
- Think
- Think 1071
Think about
what you're tryin' to do to me... 1072
Yes, I very confidently expect
very, very g]ood times ahead. 1073
[PA] Final call
for all passengers to London... 1074
Isn't he cute? Hello. 1075
Hello. Oh... 1076
Seems to be g]etting] a bit excited.
[laug]hs] 1077
Oh. 1078
Er... 1079
- [Shazzer] Bridg]et!
- It's just a misunderstanding]. 1080
Hold the plane. 1081
Hold the plane. 1082
[Shazzer] Excuse me! Excuse me! 1083
[PA] All remaining passengers
please report to Gate 27 immediately. 1084
[thud] 1085
It's not mine. 1086
- These yours?
- Yes. 1087
I mean, they're not my favourite pair. 1088
[siren] 1089
[brakes screech] 1090
You can't do this. I'm Eng]lish. 1091
And an award-winning] journalist. 1092
Well, maybe not award-winning], but l
have been to lots of award ceremonies. 1093
[door rattles and clang]s] 1094
[clang]] 1095
Hello. Bridg]et Jones. 1096
Lovely to meet all of you. 1097
[Bridget] Oh, my bloody God and fuck. 1098
I hope they've told
the British ambassador. 1099
Surely Shazzer
would have raised the alert. 1100
Maybe they got Shazzer as well. | 
