301 - I did? - OK, everybody, grab your plates! 302 Soup's on! 303 What? 304 It is shish kebab. It was a figure of speech. 305 You shouldn't take things so literally. 306 "Let us pretend we are in the drawing room and the hostess is serving tea." 307 "Many numerous little questions confront us." 308 "Should the man rise when he accepts his cup of tea?" 309 "May lump sugar be taken with the fingers?" 310 No. 311 "Is it good form to accept a second cup?" 312 "Should the napkin be entirely unfolded, 313 or should the center crease be allowed to remain?" 314 "It is so easy to commit embarrassing blunders, 315 but etiquette tells us just what is expected of us 316 and guards us from all humiliation and discomfort." 317 Yes. Boring. 318 Let us switch to... 319 To some poetry, hm? 320 "There was an old man from the Cape," 321 "Who made himself garments of crepe." 322 "When asked: Will they tear?" 323 "He replied: Here and there," 324 "But they keep such a beautiful shape!" 325 That's right. 326 Go ahead, smile. It's funny. 327 We're home. 328 Shit. 329 Everything's still sopping. 330 - I can hardly wait to take a shower. - And to sleep in a bed. 331 If my parents have the alarm set, I'm screwed. 332 I told you to call them and tell them we're coming back early. 333 - But did you? - Nope, he'd rather complain. 334 How else am I supposed to get attention? 335 - You didn't call your parents. - They don't run things like a police state. 336 Bye. Thanks for driving, Denny. 337 Bye. 338 - Don't forget your arm! - Oh, yeah. 339 Come on, Jim, let's go. 340 There's somebody in my room! Go look! 341 He's a murderer! He's got an ax! He tried to kill me! 342 Everything's OK. 343 Go back to bed, Kevin. 344 This way. 345 Edward's come to live with us. There is nothing to be upset about. 346 We'll have you set up here in a minute. 347 We got a full queen-size bed here, believe it or not. 348 It's all made and everything. Good. 349 There you go. 350 What's the matter? What's wrong? |