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do you have plans for dinner? 352
So you shop a lot, huh? 353
Yeah. So? 354
Most women that shop a lot, it's because
they don't have anything better to do. 355
What's your point? 356
Well, if you had children... 357
here we go. 358
I'm just saying that children give your life a purpose. 359
You get so busy taking care of them that you
don't have any time to wonder if you're happy. 360
You know, Juanita, this is so like you. 361
I invite you on a nice shopping trip,
and you find ways to upset me. 362
Oh, you didn't invite me.
I invited myself. 363
You keep looking at your watch. 364
Is there someplace you have to be? 365
No! 366
You know, and for the record, 367
I am not one of those women who has a hole in her
heart that can only be filled by a baby. 368
I like my life a lot. 369
It's very fulfilling. 370
Excuse my daughter-in-law. She's very fulfilled. 371
So he just blew you off? 372
I told him another man asked me out. 373
It was the perfect opportunity for Mike
to be jealous, and nothing. 374
Did you bat your eyes? 375
You know, it doesn't work if you don't bat your eyes. 376
Honey, I batted everything that wasn't nailed down.
I'm telling you, nothing. 377
Oh, thanks. 378
So what's going on there? 379
Mm. 380
Gophers. 381
Wow. 382
Listen, I'm sorry about Mike. 383
I know how much you like him. 384
Aah, maybe it's my fault. 385
Maybe I just imagined an entire relationship
with this man that didn't exist. 386
There has been flirting. I have seen it. 387
Yeah, and the flirting made me think that he was kind
and trustworthy and honest and hygienic. 388
That's how it is with me -- a guy just
smiles at me three times, 389
and I'm picking out wedding china. I'm a mess. 390
But to be fair, that's part of your charm. 391
That's what happened with Carl. 392
I only dated him a couple of months,
I filled in the blanks, I married him. 393
It was a disaster. 394
You think Mike is a carl in disguise? 395
I don't know. 396
What does that mean, anyway,
"my life is complicated"? 397
If I wanted to sit around and wait for nothing, 398
I could do it on the can. You're late. 399
What's with the face? 400
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