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451
Damn it! 452
The virgin gave it up already? 453
I want you so bad. 454
When can I see you again? 455
Tomorrow. 456
Meet me at the front entrance
of the mall after school. 457
What about your mother-in-law? 458
Don't worry. 459
I'll think of something. 460
Gabrielle! Gabrielle! 461
Coming! 462
A donation? Now Barcliff wants a donation? 463
Apparently we're in competition
with one other family. 464
A generous donation will ensure
our kids beat them out. 465
How generous? 466
$15,000. 467
We don't have that. 468
And that's what I told them. 469
So what do we do? 470
Public school is out unless
we move to a new district. 471
We're not moving. 472
Maybe it's time that we look into homeschooling. 473
I know you did not just say that. 474
Honey, it's it's got its advantages. 475
You know, kids in home school
do better in their later years. 476
They won't make it to their later years
if I have to spend all day with them. 477
Honey, sometimes you just --
you got to make the sacrifice. 478
It's probably the best thing for the kids. 479
Why don't we just put them back in me and
cook them until they're civilized? 480
You'd be cool with that? 481
I've never had plum pudding before. 482
I'm serving it this year for Christmas. 483
I like to try out new recipes before the actual holiday. 484
That way if the cookbook's gotten it wrong, 485
I can fix it. 486
You must really like Christmas. 487
You and Mr. Van de Kamp always have
the best decorations on your lawn. 488
I adore the holidays. 489
I never get depressed if there's a beautifully
decorated tree to look at. 490
My mom and I would always decorate
our tree together. 491
This Christmas is going to be weird. 492
Oh, Zach. 493
You know... 494
my mother died when I was young. 495
She was hit by a car. 496
Oh. 497
It was, um, 498
right before christmas, as a matter of fact. 499
We were all singing carols, and the dog was howling 500
because everybody in my family
sings off-key except for me.
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