451 No, I won't. Not until you tell me. 452 Why do you care? 453 Because I need to know that you're not a monster. 454 You want to know how I feel? 455 Yeah. 456 Okay, here goes. 457 I feel bad that she got hurt, 458 but I also feel bad that my car got dinged 459 because somebody didn't have enough sense to look both ways before she crossed the street. 460 And I also feel bad that now I'm going to have to ride my bike to school. 461 Andrew, you almost killed another human being. 462 She's an old lady, okay? 463 She's lived her life. 464 I have my whole life ahead of me, and now it might be screwed up. 465 That's what you should be worried about. 466 What I'm worried about, Andrew, is that you don't seem to have a soul. 467 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't call the police. 468 Because I'm your son. 469 That would make you the monster. 470 Hey, buddy. 471 Susan, is that you? 472 Mike? I'm upstairs... sort of. 473 Hang on. I'll -- I'll be right up. 474 What happened? 475 Well, see, this bird, um... 476 flew in your bathroom window, 477 and I tried to save it, but, uh... 478 it died. 479 I don't think that's what happened. 480 I don't think so, either. 481 Can you just help me get out of here, please? 482 Come on. 483 Thank you. 484 You have no idea what that was like. 485 You went through my cabinets. 486 What? 487 Oh, I can explain that. 488 Get out of my house. 489 Mike -- 490 Get out. 491 Hello there. 492 Good afternoon. 493 Oh. Well, isn't this just as pretty as a picture book. 494 Well, the plan is to put in a small condo. 495 You want to make some money, or you want to pussyfoot around? 496 What do you suggest? 497 I'm thinking strip mall. 498 I've run some numbers. 499 Nice stationery. 500 Oh, it's stolen. |