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Previously on "desperate housewives"... 2
Zach's gone from silvercrest. 3
hungry? 4
Sometimes... 5
If I don't get some help, I will lose my mind. 6
Where can I score some high-grade nanny? 7
No matter how hard you try... 8
FBI. Open the door. 9
Carlos Solis, I have a warrant for your arrest. 10
Some problems... 11
I-I'm sorry. And you are? 12
I take it you've met Maisy Gibbons. 13
She's a total nightmare. 14
Maisy does love to rule her little kingdom. 15
You are unhappy with our sex life. 16
You're not getting something from me,
but you're simply too afraid to ask. 17
Can't be easily solved. 18
To understand Maisy Gibbons, 19
you first need to know how she spent her afternoons. 20
Her mornings were spent running errands for her husband. 21
Hi. 22
Her evenings were spent washing dishes
and helping with homework. 23
Um, okay, so 9 plus 1 is... 24
but her afternoons -- 25
well, they were spent in the company of men. 26
Frustrated... 27
misunderstood... 28
lonely men willing to pay money
to feel a little less lonely. 29
And Maisy Gibbons was willing to help them. 30
Maisy, I've always wondered, 31
nobody knows about your little hobby, do they? 32
Mnh-mnh. 33
Is it hard keeping a secret like this? 34
Well, maybe if it was just my secret, 35
but the way I see it, I keep the secrets
of every man who comes to me, 36
and I find that absolutely exhilarating. 37
A few years back, Harold lost his job, 38
and we had to give up our membership
at the country club. 39
And then one day, one of my club friends
asked why she hadn't seen me around lately, 40
and I told her that we couldn't afford it anymore. 41
She waved it off like it was nothing, 42
but I saw her get that look in her eye, that look of pity. 43
Maybe she was just trying to be nice. 44
Anyway, is that so bad, 45
feeling sorry for someone? 46
Well, when they say something,
they are being supportive, 47
but when they say nothing, 48
it's because they think that you're so
far gone, you're never coming back. 49
Gotcha. 50
Anyway, a couple of months later, | 
