401 "Love thy husband". 402 Really? I recall no such motto. 403 I understand why you would want to have kids, 404 but that chapter of my life is just closed. I don?t think I can go back there. 405 And so, given the way I feel and given the way I think you feel... 406 Oh god, you?re not taking this well. Oh I was afraid of this. - Um. 407 What? 408 I've got to go. 409 What? 410 I?m sorry. 411 I don?t believe this. 412 You?re leaving without even trying to talk me into having your baby? 413 I mean how do you know I wouldn't cave. I always cave. 414 Mike?! 415 Good night. - Night. 416 So, how does this domination thing work? 417 So there?s nothing to be afraid of. 418 I mostly will be constructing simple scenarios and acting them out. 419 So, it?s like we?re in a little play. 420 Sort of. 421 And if things do get too rough we?ll have a control word. 422 If one of us says it, the other backs off immediately. 423 Okay. So what?s our control word? 424 Well, lately I?ve been using Philadelphia. 425 What?s wrong? 426 Well it?s just that my Aunt Fern lives in Philadelphia 427 and I don?t want to be thinking about her while I?m spanking you with a leather strap. 428 Okay. Fine. You pick a control word. 429 Um, how about Boise? 430 Boise? - What?s the matter with Boise? 431 We?re going to be doing psychological role playing here, Bree, 432 and a funny word like Boise would ruin the mood. 433 We need something that sounds serious. 434 Hmm. How about Palestine? 435 Boise will be just fine. 436 So I guess we should, uh, get started. 437 What do you want me to do? 438 Handcuff me to the bed. 439 Bree, you are not going to regret taking this journey with me. 440 This is going to infuse our marriage with more passion then you could imagine. 441 You just have to trust me. 442 I do. 443 Would you mind if I ran these through the dishwasher once? 444 Sure. 445 You can wait here. You can go in to see him as soon as the doctor's finished. 446 Oh, okay. Thanks. 447 Can you believe that story? 448 Please. There?s no way that gun shot wound was self-inflicted. 449 Funny how he can?t seem to remember who stitched him up. 450 Well, the police are on their way to talk to him. Let them sort it out. |