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I'm such an idiot!
And you're such a liar!
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Oh, and apparently a killer! 15
Throughout even the most respectable of neigbourhoods,
you can hear the sound of scandal. 16
Some scandals announce themselves with a shout, ... 17
Ida!
Ida Greenberg, that is not your paper! 18
...some with a whisper... 19
Throw me a 20, and I'll hook you up with free porn. 20
...and some with a bang. 21
Get the hell out of my life! 22
And once in a great while,
there comes a scandal 23
so deliciously sordid
its roar drowns out all other noise. 24
Does your husband know how many men
pay for the privilege of sleeping in this bed? 25
There's not a lot of sleeping going on. 26
Not if I'm doing my job right. 27
So, how do you want to get started? 28
With these. 29
Well! That's gonna cost you extra. 30
Maisy Gibbons, you're under arrest for solicitation. 31
What? 32
Please don't place your hands on the bed. 33
I'm sorry, I have to ask you to leave. Now. 34
Hey! 35
Get off me! 36
This is entrapment!
- Right. 37
You all are making a gigantic mistake. 38
Yeah.
Hey fellows, there's one for your memoirs. 39
Hey! 40
Come on, lady!
- No! Don't you touch me! 41
Get your hands off me!
- Take it easy, Ms Gibbons. 42
Yes, the scandalous arrest of Maisy Gibbons 43
would soon prove to be the shot
heard round the world. 44
-- Episode 16 --
THE LADIES WHO LUNCH 45
Take it easy now.
- Don't you put me in here! 46
It is often said that good news travels fast. 47
But as every housewife knows,
bad news moves quite a bit faster. 48
Tish? Hey.
You are not going to believe this. 49
Maisy Gibbons was arrested.
- You cannot be serious. 50
Did you hear about Maisy? | 
