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Sorry. 202
That's OK.
I was just about to give a Maisy Gibbons update. 203
Guys, we should be ashamed
for reveling in that woman's misery. 204
That being said, Edie, please continue. 205
Well. I hear from a very reliable source
that Maisy will cut a deal with the prosecution. 206
Apparently, she has some high-profile johns
and the DA is looking for a second term. 207
I don't get it.
I don't get who would pay Maisy for sex. 208
Obviously someone
who is not getting it at home. 209
The upshot is: Maisy will turn over
her little black book with all her clients' names. 210
Really? 211
Yep. Can you imagine the fallout
when this goes public? 212
Blood on the walls. 213
I'm all in.
- I'll call. 214
Bree?
- What just happened? 215
Stakes were raised.
- Yes, yes, they were... I've called. 216
I can't believe how lucky you were today.
- Luck had nothing to do with it. 217
I had crappy cards, I was bluffing the entire time.
- Really? Wow, you're good. 218
That's the only nice thing I could say about my first husband:
he told me how to bluff. 219
He played poker?
- No, he was lousy in bed. 220
I had to fake a lot of orgasms. 221
You don't have to respond.
- Thank you. 222
So where was Susan today?
- I'm not sure. 223
Wow, Tom must be great in bed.
- Huh? 224
Obviously you have no idea how to bluff.
- OK. She's going through something she prefers to keep private. 225
She's upset with Mike, isn't she?
Come on, I'll find out sooner or later! 226
She's devastated about the breakup and hasn't left the house in days.
- Why didn't you just tell me that? 227
Because it's personal; it's something
she would only want me to tell her friends. 228
I'm Susan's friend. 229
What? I don't hate her. 230
Edie, if you want me to share stuff with you,
start to be more supportive with Susan. 231
OK. How?
- What do friends do? 232
They call; they're sympathetic; they ask about the pain
the other one is going through; and then -- they listen. 233
But what if you want to be supportive
but just can't stand listening to people bitch? 234
Then it's good to know how to bluff. 235
Congratulations!
- Thank you! 236
Thank you! It's very exciting. 237
I really think you deserve this award. 238
God, I have to go to the bathroom again.
- Go to Bree's. 239
Been to Bree's twice today.
- Then go to Susan's. 240
I hate Susan's. She has all these weird scented candles.
Her house reeks of apricot. Hose! 241
What about Lynette's?
- I don't want to go to anybody's house anymore. 242
I'm tired of knocking on doors, making up excuses
why we haven't fixed our plumbing. 243
Why are you yelling at me?
- Because it's your fault. 244
My fault?
- If you hadn't gotten yourself indicted, we would have pipes. 245
I got indicted trying to make enough money to keep you happy. 246
In case you hadn't noticed,
you're a little materialistic. 247
I'm materialistic? When the Johnsons bought their new 7 series, 248
you traded in your car for something better.
- Who ended up driving it? 249
I don't have time to fight.
I have laundry to do. 250
Nurse Abigail?
- Mrs Scavo, right? The twins' mother? | 
