我一本正经的向PS师求助 结果他是个逗比……

We're all guilty of wanting to look better. Many try makeup, others plastic surgery and some people opt for Photoshop. But while Photoshop may sound like a much safer alternative - think twice!

对于想要看起来更好，我们都心存内疚。许多人尝试化妆，其他人尝试整容，还有一些人选择PS。但是当觉得PS听着更靠谱的时候……三思啊啊啊啊！

Photoshop wizard James Fridman accepts people's requests and does exactly what they ask for. The only thing is, James takes his business very seriously. So seriously in fact that he will LITERALLY do whatever you ask.

PS达人詹姆斯·弗里德曼接受了人们的请求，并且确实按他们要求的那样处理了。我想说的是詹姆斯非常认真地对待他的工作。而实际上他会特别认真地按你的要求的“字面意思”去做。

He posts the results on his Twitter account (@fjamie013) which has more than 125,000 followers. So if you want to improve your photo, just send him a picture. Just a little warning however: "Do not submit any personal photos that you do not want to be made public."

他会在他的推特账户(@fjamie013)上发布结果，而他的推特账户上拥有12万5000多位粉丝。所以如果你想P照，就把图片发给他。然而，只是一个小小的警告：“不要发送任何你不想公开的私人照片。”

图一：Hi. Can you take the girl in violet skirt out please?

你好。可以请你把那个穿着紫色裙子的女孩移出照片吗？

I took her out. We had fun.

我把她移出来了。我们很开心。