男朋友觉得你化妆品多少钱?彩妆词汇大搜罗
小编导读:朋友圈和社交头条突然被一个热门话题屠榜了,大家纷纷加入了这个#男朋友觉得你的化妆品多少钱# 各种对话笑到你肝颤:我们拿血汗钱换,他们当便宜货猜==画风什么的,你们先感受一下: 尼玛不懂大牌不识好货也就算了,连啥东西都猜不出来真是要给跪了……不过也有围观群众说了,这是新时代花式秀恩爱的新招数,你们这些单身狗连笑的资格都没有! 不懂化妆品的各位,英语君要开始放大招给你们科普了!各种化妆品英文都怎么说? 日常中的格式彩妆用品,应为都怎么说?>>> 各种乳啊霜啊水啊,你用的还少吗?啥?英文都不会讲?>>> 英语君还听说,只有常化妆的妹子才能get这19个词汇的精髓所在,你看看你懂几个? 1. Naked 1、裸色系 What everyone else thinks it means: Not wearing any clothes. 别人认为它的意思是:一丝不挂。 What it really means: The palette you're willing to spend your rent on. 实际上的意思是:你愿意花上房租钱买的眼影盘。 2. Crease 2、眼影妆 What everyone else thinks it means: A fold pressed into your pants by the dry cleaner. 别人认为它的意思是:干洗店员工弄到你裤子上的折痕。 What it really means: Where you apply your darkest eyeshadow for a true "Bitch, I'm fabulous" look. 实际上的意思是:你用颜色最深的眼影打造的一副“小婊砸,我可美着呢”的腹黑妆。 3. Waterline 3、水线 What everyone else thinks it means: A pipe that carries water. 别人认为它的意思是:输水的管道。 What it really means: The fleshy pink area lining your eyelids, and the most dangerous place to put that $20 Smashbox liner you just spent your Sephora reward on. 实际上的意思是:眼睑处画眼线的肉粉色区域,是你用丝芙兰奖励买下的二十美元Smashbox牌眼线笔化眼妆时最危险的部位。 4. Highlighter 4、提亮笔 What everyone else thinks it means: A writing utensil used for marking important passages of text. 别人认为它的意思是:用来标识出重要文章段落的写作工具。 What it really means: A magical sparkly elixir applied to the lips, nose, and cheekbones that makes you look like you… if you were half unicorn. 实际上的意思是:一支用来画嘴唇、鼻子和颧骨的神奇彩妆,让你看起来是你……仿佛你有独角兽的血统。 5. Shade 5、色系 What everyone else thinks it means: Blatant and also sometimes, somehow, simultaneously low key rudeness to another person. 别人认为它的意思是:公然的、有时可能对别人来说比较隐晦的粗暴行为。 What it really means: The almost imperceptibly slight difference between the 600 lipsticks in my drawer. 实际上的意思是:在我的抽屉里颜色差小到可以忽略的600支口红。 6. Baking 6、定妆 What everyone else thinks it means: The process of making cookies, cakes, and pastries. 别人认为它的意思是:做饼干、蛋糕、或点心的过程。 What it really means: The process of letting makeup settle on one’s face for an extended period of time, making fine lines into skin that would make a baby's ass jealous. 实际上的意思是:脸部定妆的过程(时间超长),使皮肤呈现出优美的线条,其效果让婴儿的嫩屁屁也相形见绌。 7. Strobe 7、提亮 What everyone else thinks it means: A blinky light that makes EDM fans happy. 别人认为它的意思是:让电子舞曲迷们嗨起来的闪光灯。 What it really means: The process of highlighting one’s whole damn face that makes lazy former contourers happy. 实际上的意思是:提亮肤色的过程,能让先前慵懒的脸色变得富有生机活力。 8. Thread 8、挑眉线 What everyone else thinks it means: The strings of fibers that hold your clothes together. 别人认为它的意思是:将衣服连接为一个整体的纤维线绳。 What it really means: The strings of fibers that keep your brows apart. 实际上的意思是:挑眉毛的线绳。 9. Roots 9、发根 What everyone else thinks it means: The veiny system that anchors a tree or other plant into the ground. 别人认为它的意思是:将树或是其他植物固定在地面的纹理系统。 What it really means: The parts of your hair most disrespectful of the three months and $900 it took you to get that perfect cotton candy color. 实际上的意思是:你花了900美元才做出的那种完美的棉花糖颜色,但三个月后,你的头发乱成一团糟的部分。 10. MAC 10、魅可彩妆 What everyone else thinks it means: A computer or other device manufactured by Apple. 别人认为它的意思是:苹果生产的电脑或是其他设备。 What it really means: The holiest of all makeup brands. Also sometimes referred to as "the gates of Heaven." 实际上的意思是:化妆品牌中的战斗机。有时可比作是“天堂之门”。 11. Red 11、红色系 What everyone else thinks it means: A warm, intense color often associated with fire engines and cherries. 别人认为它的意思是:通常会让人联想到消防车和樱桃的一种温暖的、强烈的颜色。 What it really means: Ruby Woo, Film Noir, Cardinal, Dangerous, and Diva (and those are just the ones I tried before leaving the house today). 实际上的意思是:Ruby Woo、Film Noir、Cardinal、 Dangerous、Diva(而这些只是当天我离开屋子之前试过的口红而已。) 12. Blush 12、腮红 What everyone else thinks it means: The natural flush of pinkness that comes over a person’s cheeks when they’re embarrassed. 别人认为它的意思是:人们感到尴尬时脸颊上呈现出的红晕。 What it really means: $30 less in my savings account. 实际上的意思是:我的储蓄帐户上少了30美元。 13. Bed 13、甲床 What everyone else thinks it means: The soft, cozy place you lay your perfectly coiffed head at night. 别人认为它的意思是:晚上你将做了头发的脑袋躺在上面的柔软又舒适的地方。 What it really means: The layer of dermis most likely to get exposed in a door slamming incident when your manicure is most thoroughly lit. 实际上的意思是:最有可能被门夹到的皮肤层,而你做的美甲也会毁于一旦。 14. Kohls 14、眼妆 What everyone else thinks it means: The department store where you go to spend your hard-earned Kohl's cash. 别人认为它的意思是:你用来消费辛苦攒来的购物券的购物商场。 What it really means: Creamy, heavily pigmented, luxurious liners that make you look like Cleo-fucking-patra. 实际上的意思是:让你看起来贼高大上的各种防水的、哑光的或是贼贵的眼线笔。 15. Swatch 15、试色 What everyone else thinks it means: An affordable Swiss wristwatch brand. 别人认为它的意思是:一款买得起的瑞士手表品牌。 What it really means: The 374 very slightly varied shades of pink all over your hand right now. 实际上的意思是:覆在你手上的374种颜色差很小的粉红色。 16. Diffuse 16、蓬松定型 What everyone else thinks it means: To spread something out over a large area. 别人认为它的意思是:将某物扩散到一片比较大的区域。 What it really means: To use a tool that detangles and defines your curls, so that you don't feel the need to cut them all off, spreading them over a large area of the salon floor. 实际上的意思是:使用一种能让你的头发变卷并定型的工具,那样你就不会觉得有必要把这部分头发全部剪掉,也不会弄得理发店地板上全都是头发。 17. Benefit 17、福利 What everyone else thinks it means: A perk from your job in addition to your salary, e.g. medical coverage or a 401(k). 别人认为它的意思是:工作薪水之外的福利,例如医疗保险或是参加401(K)养老计划。 What it really means: Where you spend all that money you should be investing in your 401(k). 实际上的意思是:你把应该投资在401(K)养老计划上的所有钱都花在了别的地方。 18. Primer 18、底妆 What everyone else thinks it means: The sticky substance used to prepare walls before painting. 别人认为它的意思是:在刷墙之前用来做准备的粘稠物。 What it really means: Okay, so basically that, except by "walls", I mean "your face". 实际上的意思是:好吧,基本上是那样,除了我说的“墙(walls)”指的是“你的脸”。 19. Wings 19、挑线 What everyone else thinks it means: The most delicious item on the sampler platter (tied with potato skins and mozzarella sticks). 别人认为它的意思是:拼盘上最好吃的东西(用土豆皮包裹的芝士条)。 What it really means: The line of makeup extending from the outer corner of your eye, two of which you will probably never get to match. 实际上的意思是:眼睛外眼角延伸出来的眼线,你可能永远都无法将(左右眼的)这两条线化得对称。 |