原来你是这样的谢耳朵微访谈 被中文吓懵激萌

导言：前段时间，谢耳朵的扮演者吉姆·帕森斯在微博上进行了微访谈，笑料满满欢乐多多。做客肥伦秀的时候谈起这段经历，全程骄傲脸：I AM ON WEIBO！为了玩微博这孩子还把手机调成了中文，结果被汉语吓懵逼了，超可爱的说~

以下英语君为你们选取了一些有意思的问答，带你了解一个不一样的“谢耳朵”！

@放飞理想的有志青年yeah: Knock knock knock, sheldon knock knock knock, sheldon knock knock knock, sheldon oh？why are you getting fat, your change makes me flurried.

三声敲门，谢耳朵在不？三声敲门，谢耳朵在不？三声敲门，谢耳朵(⊙o⊙)在不？你为什么长膘了。你体型的变化让我有些慌乱。

Oh dear, I do not know how to answer this...

噢亲，这让我无言以对…

@点击编辑微博名称: Knock knock knock sheldon…knock knock knock sheldon…knock knock knock sheldon…Can u speak Chinese?

三声敲门，谢耳朵在不？三声敲门，谢耳朵在不？三声敲门，谢耳朵(⊙o⊙)在不？你会说中文吗？

I cannot speak ANY Chinese! I wish I could. I did learn to sort of fake some Mandarin for BBT, but it was more like singing - I never knew exactly what I was sayin!

我一点中文也不会！我希望自己会说。为了《生活大爆炸》这部剧，我确实学过一些伪普通话，但那更像在唱歌。我根本不知道自己到底再讲什么！

@-WwvwW-: Knock konck knock ! Jim can you see me!!! Plz answer my question ~~Sheldon must be an important character for you,so what do you think of him?Do you have something in common?love you ~[心]

三声敲门！吉姆你能看到我的提问吗！！！请翻我的牌~~谢耳朵对你来讲肯定是个重要的角色，那么你怎么看这样的角色？你和他有共同点吗？爱你~

I am very fond of Sheldon. I admire his genius and I think, at his heart, he is a very caring person. What do we have in common? Hmmm... We both like to be with our friends.

我很喜欢谢耳朵。我欣赏他的才华，而且我觉得，他实质上是个非常温柔体贴的人。我们有什么共同点嘛？嗯…我俩都喜欢和朋友待在一起。

@farmeringo: Do you play any instrument in daily life? Is that bongo?

你平常在生活中会弹任何乐器么？是不是手鼓呢？ （此梗见第五季十八集）

Ha! No bongos, but I play the piano as often as I can!

哈哈！不是手鼓，不过我会尽己所能地抽时间弹钢琴！

@昔音2012: I want to give a birth to your monkeys!!!

我想要给你生猴子！！！

Whaaaaaa??????

啊哈？？？？？

（耳朵显然没有看明白，于是回复中网友解释道：“生猴子，monkey= lovely child”。）

@一只大一狗汪呜汪呜: Jim, did you remember you had been got a weibo account@JimParsons_Oh just the time when "Home"(《疯狂外星人》) came out? Are you still useing it? Or we don't need to follow that one? Love you【take this question plz】

吉姆，你还记得在《疯狂外星人》上映那会你已经注册了一个微博号，叫JimParsons_Oh？你还在用这个账号么？还是说我们不需要再关注那个号了？爱你！（求你回答这个问题）

Yes, I did answer question on that other Weibo account for the movie Home because I did not have my own account... But this is the one I use now.

是的，我之前为电影《疯狂外星人》用过那个微博号回答问题，因为我还没有自己的账号…不过这个号是我现在在用的。

@Jane_姗: What would you like to drink？milk？coffee？cola？tea？

你喜欢喝什么？牛奶？咖啡？可乐？茶？

I love coffee with cream!

我爱喝咖啡，上面有一坨奶油的！

（提问者也许就想调戏一下你）

@xum1nx1n: Jim, Love u sooooo much? Where is Todd?

吉姆，我太太太太喜欢你了！话说托德在哪？（托德·斯派沃克和吉姆是恋人关系）

Todd is sitting right next to me!

啊，托德就在我旁边坐着呢！

@番茄酱爱源: I give up. 嘤嘤嘤! Cry!

我放弃了！嘤嘤嘤！哭！

Don't cry!

别哭！

@Barbie4ever: Hi Jim! This is my last question? Can you recommend a book to me?

嗨！吉姆！这是我的最后一个问题了吧？你给能我推荐一本书嘛？

I really enjoyed the books A Little Life and The Goldfinch. Also, All the Light We Cannot See.

我真的很喜欢看A Little Life（暂无中文译名）和《金翅雀》（The Goldfinch)。对了，还有《看不到的光明》 （All the Light We Cannot See）。

@汪辛格: Do you like Chinese culture? Do you like Chinese traditional food or panda or scenery?

你喜欢中国文化么？你喜欢中国传统食物？喜欢中国的大熊猫吗？或是中国的风景呢？

I would like to try some traditional Chinese food; I have only eaten Chinese food from US restaurants!

我想尝尝中国传统食物。我只吃过美国饭馆里的中国食物。