英语冷笑话：咬破自己的舌头

"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

”是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”

“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”