经典又耐人寻味的冷笑话:那个坑是我爸爸挖的

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. 维尔和比尔在争吵，谁的爸爸是更强壮的一个。

Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? 

维尔说：“你知道太平洋吗?　

My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”

Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing.

比尔不屑地说：“那没什么。

You know the Dead Sea ?

你知道死海吗? 

My father's the one who killed it!" 

那是我爸爸打死的。”